How to Make Your Very Own Haunt with Limited Space and Finances

 

The worst thing about being a Halloween fanatic is the tragic fact that the holiday of all holidays only comes once a year.  However, with October being less than half a year away (146 days until Halloween!), now is the best time for fanatics like myself to start planning.

If you’re anything like me, you love the various haunted house attractions that start opening up around the witching season and you feel so drawn to them that you want to create your own place of horrific magic and wonder for your friends and neighbors to “enjoy.”

You might, however, be worried about the cost of such a monstrous creation.  You may even worry that you simply don’t have the space to make your nightmare come true.

Well, you’re in luck.

Step 1: Plan your “Hauntspace”

Now I’ll tell you, I’ve made a lot of VERY amateur haunts when I was a young boy, but I’ve only made one in my adult life that I feel was successful.  However, the things I’ve learned from that experience have taught me that the most important thing when it comes to haunting your neighborhood is the planning.

First, decide on your “hauntspace,” that is, the area that you will be turning into your haunted house, or maze, or whatever.  I chose to use the backyard of the duplex I was living in at the time.  The space was very limited, but with a little planning and creativity it worked out fantastically.

Next, take measurements of your “hauntspace.”  This way you will know roughly how much material you will need.  The yard I used was about 40′ x 40′, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but trust me, it can work with far less space than that.

After you know how much space you have, start making rough blueprints of where you want your walls to be. This doesn’t have to be 100% perfect, but the better you do it, the easier it will be later on.

Now that you have your spooky schematics planned out, and you know exactly how your haunt should look, you can begin buying building supplies.

Step 2: Building Materials and Tools

As I stated above, my haunt was outdoors, in a rather small backyard.  Therefore, I am more of an expert on outdoor building than indoor, but the concept is about the same.  If you are building outside, you will need the following:

Black plastic sheeting (at least 4 mil thick)

Metal or wooden posts (at least 84 inches)

             Sledge hammer or mallet (preferably not rubber)

             Black zip ties, ropes, or twist ties (must be sturdy!)

 I was lucky enough to have a friend who is a construction worker, who loaned me a bunch of 7 ft. T-posts.  They worked fantastically and I highly recommend using them.

The black plastic sheeting will be used for your walls (and ceilings if you want to keep it dark), and the posts will be used to hold them up, which is, of course, where the zip ties come in.

It is probably a good idea to buy black duct tape in order to make repairs. I ended up having to use a Sharpie to color my duct tape (which turns purple somehow) because I didn’t think ahead.

If you’re building your haunt indoors, you won’t need the posts, because you can simply attach the plastic to the existing ceilings and floors of whatever building you are constructing your haunt in.

Use your blueprints to estimate how much plastic and how many posts you will need, and remember to always buy extra just in case!

Step 3: Construction

To begin construction, use sticks, spray paint, chalk, or something along those lines to mark where your walls will be.  Then, place a post on each end of every wall and at  five or six feet intervals in between in order to keep your walls standing firm.

Once you know where your walls and posts will be, begin pounding the posts into the ground using your sledge hammer.  The posts need to be able to withstand the wind, which the plastic will be trying to use like a sail boat, so make sure they are sturdy!

Now, roll out your plastic sheet to the distance you need for each wall and cut it.  Fasten one end of the plastic, using your zip ties (or rope), and then pull the plastic tight at the opposite end of your wall and fasten it there.

Once all of the ends of each wall are fastened, go around and fasten your plastic to the middle posts (which should be at 5-6 ft. intervals).

If you use the 10 ft. wide plastic sheets, you will have enough extra to let it lay on the ground a couple of feet or so once the walls are up.  I used regular tent stakes to pin theses extra flaps of plastic down, which gave my walls more stability.

This step is definitely the most strenuous, but I did the entire thing (along with the next step) on the morning of Halloween, with help from only one other person.  I HIGHLY recommend starting your construction at least a day before you plan to let the world step inside of your nightmare, it will save you a lot of muscle aches and nervous breakdowns.

Step 4: Decorate!

This is what it’s all about!  It’s all up to you how you decorate your haunt.  You can use themes, use only homemade decorations, or go all out and buy expensive animatronics!

I chose to do a mixture of old hand me down decorations and blowing of all my paychecks on the best animatronics Spirit had to offer (including that handsome son-of-a-bitch pictured above).

As I said, this part is entirely up to you, but I would recommend using a fog machine, strobe lights and as many gallons of fake blood as you can afford.

If you are going to have actors in your haunt, make sure their costumes fit with any themes you might have, or that they just look terrifying enough to be seen within the newly built walls of your haunt.

Final Step: Remember the Reason of the Witching Season.

Building your own haunt and reading this blog means that you are like me, you love the frightening feel of Halloween.  So, it should be enough for you that your haunt might bring a few more people into our way of thinking, right?

Use this experience as a way to share the amazingness (I’m aware that that’s not a word) of Halloween with your neighborhood.  Ask local kids to help you with building or decorating, allow neighbors to dress up and act in your haunt, offer candy to those who are brave enough to step foot in your creation, and most importantly, never, ever, EVER charge for entrance into your haunted attraction.

Seriously, if you want to charge people so that they may experience one of the best parts of the holiday, you are building for the wrong reasons, are a complete douche bag, and are no longer invited to Halloween.

Thanks for reading!

The Glore Psychiatric Museum

Today, I took a short little drive to one of Missouri’s spookiest museums.

Filled with artifacts and replicas of the horror that is the history of psychological treatment, the Glore Psychiatric Museum is a must see for people with a craving for the creepy.

As I entered the museum, I instantly realized that I was the only person touring at that particular time, which I originally thought was fantastic.  However, a few strange sounds and eerie exhibits into it, I found myself incredibly relieved to see more people entering.

I took a lot of pictures (I asked for permission, don’t worry), but there was simply too many fantastic exhibits to capture them all.  Please enjoy the images below and if you are interested in the history of the museum and its founder, George Glore, click here.

The First Floor

The first floor of the museum only had a small section of exhibits.  However, the feeling of cold and the emptiness of the building really set the tone for the displays that awaited me on the upper floors.

Original Staircase

Original Staircase

This was the original staircase for the hospital when it was operational.  However, according to a note hung near the exhibit (not pictured) it was moved to this location for display.

Now, I know that this staircase is just a historical exhibit, but my “writer’s brain” (which was quite nervous at the time) took it as a metaphor.

I imagined a hopelessly ill mental patient of the past, constantly climbing the staircase of treatment, only to find a blank, white wall blocking his path to full recovery.

But hey, that’s just me.

The Second Floor

This floor was quite a bit more exciting/horrifying than the first.  Not only did I get to see the darker side of patient care past, but I was (un)fortunate enough to come face to face with a man with quite a terrible story to tell.

Enter Phineas Gage, the man who accidentally discovered lobotomies:

Quite a looker.

Quite a looker.

You see, Mr. Gage was a railway worker… who had a little accident.

Ouch

Ouch

This accident was caused when a dynamite explosion forced a 13 1/4 pound metal rod (replica pictured below) through Gage’s skull!

Step aside, Vlad.

Step aside, Vlad.

Poor Mr. Gage, though surviving the injury, suffered massive trauma to his frontal lobe and, as anyone who has taken a psych 101 class will tell you, that has consequences.

Gage suffered from bouts of rage and violent mood swings for the rest of his life, which led to him saying:

“Despite all my rage, I’m still just Phineas Gage.”

 

After shaking off the shock of Mr. Gage’s ordeal, I found myself intrigued by this lovely display of art:

Yummy

Yummy

As I read the description of this display, I instantly realized that it was way more delicious than I had previously thought.

That’s because, all of the items in this picture were removed from a single patients stomach. Nice.

The items include, but are not limited to, nails, thimbles, coat hooks and buttons.

 

Next I traveled down what I like to call the “Hall of Horrors,” which was a hallway filled with terrifying recreations of past treatments, which led to a very large room, filled with even more dreadful devices.

Here we have an example of electroshock therapy, demonstrated by two somewhat-faceless horrors, which was used as a common treatment for mental patients:

Shock Therapy

Shock Therapy

And here is an actual machine used to perform these shock treatments: (if you look on top you can see a rubber biting “block”)

Shock Machine

Shock Machine

Next, I saw a fever cabinet, which was used to treat syphilis buy warming a patient up with hot light bulbs inside of some kind of medical iron maiden:

I've got the fever!

I’ve got the fever!

Here, I got to learn about trepanation, which is the art of removing a piece of the skull in order to relieve pressure on the brain.

Trepanation Model

Trepanation Model

Here are some trepans, which are the tools used to bore the bones inside a patents head:

Trepans

Trepans

As you can see, the one on the very top is just a rock.  Apparently, the practice of trepanation is fairly old.

Finally, I was in the giant room of doom, and here is what it had to offer:

Witch Burning

Witch Burning

Solitary Confinement

Solitary Confinement

This Guy

This Guy

And finally:

The Devil's Treadmill

The Devil’s Treadmill

Ok, so it wasn’t really called that.  It was, however, used to help someone “walk off” their mental disorder.

There were MANY more things to see on this floor, a lot of them very creepy, but if you want to see them, you need to brave this museum on your own.

The Third Floor

This floor was mainly about the “lighter” side of treatment.  It featured things such as art therapy, music therapy, work therapy and religious therapy.

There really wasn’t too much in the way of “horror” on this floor, except for this:

Patients Doll

Patients Doll

This doll (which is pretty close to life-sized) was made by a patient with schizophrenia.  It was intended to be a self portrait of sorts, so….yeah…

The Basement

This part was basically as small as the first floor, but way, way spookier.

While it was mostly just old agricultural equipment, it also contained the morgue:

Meat Drawers

Meat Drawers

And of course, an autopsy room:

You ok?

You ok?

The End

Thanks for checking out this post.  I really recommend that, if you liked what I presented, you check out the Glore Psychiatric Museum.  It’s located in St. Joseph, Missouri, at 3406 Frederick Avenue.

Don’t go alone if you don’t do well around unpleasant sights.