How to Make Your Very Own Haunt with Limited Space and Finances

 

The worst thing about being a Halloween fanatic is the tragic fact that the holiday of all holidays only comes once a year.  However, with October being less than half a year away (146 days until Halloween!), now is the best time for fanatics like myself to start planning.

If you’re anything like me, you love the various haunted house attractions that start opening up around the witching season and you feel so drawn to them that you want to create your own place of horrific magic and wonder for your friends and neighbors to “enjoy.”

You might, however, be worried about the cost of such a monstrous creation.  You may even worry that you simply don’t have the space to make your nightmare come true.

Well, you’re in luck.

Step 1: Plan your “Hauntspace”

Now I’ll tell you, I’ve made a lot of VERY amateur haunts when I was a young boy, but I’ve only made one in my adult life that I feel was successful.  However, the things I’ve learned from that experience have taught me that the most important thing when it comes to haunting your neighborhood is the planning.

First, decide on your “hauntspace,” that is, the area that you will be turning into your haunted house, or maze, or whatever.  I chose to use the backyard of the duplex I was living in at the time.  The space was very limited, but with a little planning and creativity it worked out fantastically.

Next, take measurements of your “hauntspace.”  This way you will know roughly how much material you will need.  The yard I used was about 40′ x 40′, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but trust me, it can work with far less space than that.

After you know how much space you have, start making rough blueprints of where you want your walls to be. This doesn’t have to be 100% perfect, but the better you do it, the easier it will be later on.

Now that you have your spooky schematics planned out, and you know exactly how your haunt should look, you can begin buying building supplies.

Step 2: Building Materials and Tools

As I stated above, my haunt was outdoors, in a rather small backyard.  Therefore, I am more of an expert on outdoor building than indoor, but the concept is about the same.  If you are building outside, you will need the following:

Black plastic sheeting (at least 4 mil thick)

Metal or wooden posts (at least 84 inches)

             Sledge hammer or mallet (preferably not rubber)

             Black zip ties, ropes, or twist ties (must be sturdy!)

 I was lucky enough to have a friend who is a construction worker, who loaned me a bunch of 7 ft. T-posts.  They worked fantastically and I highly recommend using them.

The black plastic sheeting will be used for your walls (and ceilings if you want to keep it dark), and the posts will be used to hold them up, which is, of course, where the zip ties come in.

It is probably a good idea to buy black duct tape in order to make repairs. I ended up having to use a Sharpie to color my duct tape (which turns purple somehow) because I didn’t think ahead.

If you’re building your haunt indoors, you won’t need the posts, because you can simply attach the plastic to the existing ceilings and floors of whatever building you are constructing your haunt in.

Use your blueprints to estimate how much plastic and how many posts you will need, and remember to always buy extra just in case!

Step 3: Construction

To begin construction, use sticks, spray paint, chalk, or something along those lines to mark where your walls will be.  Then, place a post on each end of every wall and at  five or six feet intervals in between in order to keep your walls standing firm.

Once you know where your walls and posts will be, begin pounding the posts into the ground using your sledge hammer.  The posts need to be able to withstand the wind, which the plastic will be trying to use like a sail boat, so make sure they are sturdy!

Now, roll out your plastic sheet to the distance you need for each wall and cut it.  Fasten one end of the plastic, using your zip ties (or rope), and then pull the plastic tight at the opposite end of your wall and fasten it there.

Once all of the ends of each wall are fastened, go around and fasten your plastic to the middle posts (which should be at 5-6 ft. intervals).

If you use the 10 ft. wide plastic sheets, you will have enough extra to let it lay on the ground a couple of feet or so once the walls are up.  I used regular tent stakes to pin theses extra flaps of plastic down, which gave my walls more stability.

This step is definitely the most strenuous, but I did the entire thing (along with the next step) on the morning of Halloween, with help from only one other person.  I HIGHLY recommend starting your construction at least a day before you plan to let the world step inside of your nightmare, it will save you a lot of muscle aches and nervous breakdowns.

Step 4: Decorate!

This is what it’s all about!  It’s all up to you how you decorate your haunt.  You can use themes, use only homemade decorations, or go all out and buy expensive animatronics!

I chose to do a mixture of old hand me down decorations and blowing of all my paychecks on the best animatronics Spirit had to offer (including that handsome son-of-a-bitch pictured above).

As I said, this part is entirely up to you, but I would recommend using a fog machine, strobe lights and as many gallons of fake blood as you can afford.

If you are going to have actors in your haunt, make sure their costumes fit with any themes you might have, or that they just look terrifying enough to be seen within the newly built walls of your haunt.

Final Step: Remember the Reason of the Witching Season.

Building your own haunt and reading this blog means that you are like me, you love the frightening feel of Halloween.  So, it should be enough for you that your haunt might bring a few more people into our way of thinking, right?

Use this experience as a way to share the amazingness (I’m aware that that’s not a word) of Halloween with your neighborhood.  Ask local kids to help you with building or decorating, allow neighbors to dress up and act in your haunt, offer candy to those who are brave enough to step foot in your creation, and most importantly, never, ever, EVER charge for entrance into your haunted attraction.

Seriously, if you want to charge people so that they may experience one of the best parts of the holiday, you are building for the wrong reasons, are a complete douche bag, and are no longer invited to Halloween.

Thanks for reading!

The Best “Found Footage” Horror Movies

As a horror fan, it should be incredibly obvious that I love horror movies.  What might make me somewhat different from most horror fans though, is that I am a HUGE fan of the “Found Footage” sub-genre of horror filmography.  The hand-held camera style filming, the unrecognized actors and the pure grittiness of these films make them much more believable, and much more original than their big budget counter parts.

Below, I have compiled a list of some must see “found footage” films.  They have been placed in descending rank order, so that the films that I believe are the best are found at the bottom.

If you want to learn more about these films, click on their respective images. Enjoy the list and feel free to comment!

Troll Hunter

I’m sure fans of this Norwegian masterpiece will argue that it should be lower on the list, but in all fairness this film is only semi-horror, and mostly just kind of a creepy action film.

When a group of film students attempt to make a documentary about troll hunters, they find out that their skepticism was very unwarranted.

In a kind of beautiful way, the students get to discover the true nature of the grotesque looking trolls, while learning who the real monsters are.

This film is great because of its originality, even in such a novel sub-genre.  It has monsters (trolls) and a few scares, but overall just isn’t quite a horror film.

Lake Mungo

This film is shot in a kind of “docudrama” format, with several pieces of “found footage” used to add intensity and mystery.

It tells the story of a family’s attempt to understand the death of one of their loved ones, both how it happened and (more importantly) why it happened.

While there aren’t very many scares in this film, the realistic style of shooting and the spooky ambiance of it make Lake Mungo a must see for fans of mystery and the paranormal.

Grave Encounters

Obviously, this film is a classic must for horror films.  It has ghosts, jump scares, a creepy atmosphere and plenty of twisted images to make your skin crawl.

However, the abomination that was Grave Encounters 2 ruined the way I see the film, which is why it is so high on the list. I still highly recommend seeing the first film though, just avoid the second like the plague.

Grave Encounters takes us along with a group of paranormal investigators as they lock themselves into an abandoned (and thoroughly haunted) psychiatric hospital.  The tagline of the film says it all: “They were searching for proof. They found it.”

The Fourth Kind

Although I am not usually a big fan of alien/UFO movies, this one, and the next one on this list, are big exceptions. The Fourth Kind has plenty of terrifying moments and shocking revelations to keep it entertaining, and the best part is it’s based on a freaking true story.

Ok, so they embellished it a little, but still.

Milla Jovovich plays psychologist  Dr. Abigail Tyler, who uses hypnosis to find out what exactly has gotten the town of Nome, Alaska so freaked out.

The “real” footage peppered into this thriller will make you sleep with your lights on.

The movie itself will make you cringe every time you hear a “hoot” at night, and will possibly make you want to punch an owl in the beak.

Apollo 18

Again, I’m usually not a big fan of alien horror, but if you were to tell me you found the lost tapes from some astronauts that showed horrific alien attacks and spooky settings, of course i would love it.

That’s the deal with this film, it claims to tell the story of why we never went back to the moon, and if it wasn’t just a work of fiction I would write to the president asking him to nuke that big hunk of cheese right out of the sky.

The thought of being alone, isolated in space already rattles the nerves enough as it is, but throw in a little bit of space bugs crawling in your clothes and you’ve got Apollo 18. Horrifying stuff.

Cloverfield

This is a modern take on a classical tale. Something gigantic, unnatural and destructive has found its way into New York, and nothing we try seems to stop it.

Ok, so it’s basically the American version of Godzilla, but that is sort of the point.

This creature of unknown origin smashes its way through sky scrapers as our protagonists/film crew try to escape. Say what you will about this monster flick, it has a lot more to it than you might think. If you search for Cloverfield secrets, you’ll see what I mean.

This film is a must see if you love monsters, and I LOVE monsters, like, a lot.

Paranormal Activity (and all of its sequels)

What do you do when things around your house start moving and you hear strange sounds in the night? Get out the video camera of course!

If you haven’t seen any of the films in this series yet, you may want to start by watching with the lights on.  There are plenty of jump scares and spooky moments to make your bones rattle.

More importantly, the nifty effects, camera tricks, and creativity used to make this film work will make you want to break out your cell phone camera and try making a horror film of your own.

This film really sets the stage for “found footage” demon flicks.  Currently, there are five of these movies (Paranormal Activity-Paranormal Activity 4 and Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones) and the fifth is set to come out this October.

With this many sequels, you may assume that the films have gone down in quality over time, and you would be correct.  However, the way all of the films have tied together has really given me a few “A-HA!” moments (I just watch The Marked Ones last night).

Cannibal Holocaust

This film is disgusting.  Absolutely gross, gory and awesome.  The film was so believable upon its release that the director had to prove that he didn’t just try to sell an actual snuff film.

The movie uses “found footage” along with traditionally filmed material to walk a viewer through the final moments of a group of young documentary filmmakers who disappeared while on a mission to film Amazon cannibal tribes.

Don’t worry, this isn’t just 96 minutes of constant torture, there is actually a decent plot and a great twist.  Watch it, but not while you’re eating.

The Blair Witch Project

This is the film that revolutionized the sub-genre of “found footage.” Much like Cannibal Holocaust (above), many people who saw this film when it was new back in 1999 completely believed they had actually witnessed the events portrayed, and for good reason.

The cast of this film were not only great actors, they were extremely dedicated to making their disappearance seem as real as possible. They even made and distributed “missing” posters of themselves prior to the film’s release. But that’s not all.

The director of this film constantly kept the actors in character by scaring them and filming it, and the cast was actually lost several times during filming!

Evidence

As I mentioned above, I love monsters. More than ghosts, vampires and definitely aliens, I find a big hairy beast in the woods to be one of the scariest things there is, and this movie has them.

More than just monsters, this movie has something that is incredibly important to horror films: subtlety.

The monsters in this film start as just a possibility, then they are a quick glance in the background, then everything goes crazy as hell.

This movie is a little lesser known, which is awful because it has got to be one of my favorite films of all time.

It tells a familiar story (with a unique twist) of young people camping in the woods, and one of them just so happened to bring a camera.  It begins very eerily and slowly grows into something incredibly action packed.

I’ll be honest with you, I have no idea what is going on at the end of this movie (and I have seen it a lot) but it leaves you thinking that there will probably be a sequel, and you crave it like heroine.

The special effects in this film are very good for B grade movie, and the suspense is ridiculously perfect.

V/H/S and V/H/S 2 (aka S-VHS)

I don’t think there will ever be a  “found footage” film that will be as amazing as the VHS films.  They have everything: monsters, killers, zombies, ghosts, demons, cults, and vampires (or maybe some kind of gargoyle).

These films are actually a series of short films directed by different directors (somewhat like, and including directors from, The ABCs of Death), and all filmed “found footage” style.

These “mini films,” if you will, are held together by a subplot (also filmed by handy cam) that all ties together throughout the first and second film.

That may sound confusing, but trust me, it’s worth it to check these out.

Also, while I was searching for the image to use for this list I stumbled upon the news that the third VHS film is soon to be released.  I immediately peed myself in excitement, cleaned up, and then came back to the computer to watch the trailer, just to pee myself from excitement all over again.

Here it is, enjoy:

Mmmmm, so good. As of yet there is no release date, but you can bet your horror loving heart that I will see it the second it is released and blog about it.

The “found footage” sub-genre, though not as well funded or advertised as the A list Hollywood films, is an incredible, horrifying, creative take on the horror genre.  If you aren’t a fan of these types of films as of yet, please give a few more of them a try.

There are many, many more terrifyingly awesome “found footage” films out there, but these are my favorites for now.  In the future I am sure I will be writing about more of them.  Thanks for reading.